The opinion of the court was delivered by: Chief Judge Royce C. Lamberth,
Pending before the Court is defendant L-3's motion  to strike the plaintiff's complaint and to dismiss the action. The plaintiff has also moved  to add Northrop Grumman as a defendant. Upon consideration of the motion , the opposition , the reply , the surreply , the entire record herein, and applicable law, the Court will GRANT the defendant's motion and dismiss the action with prejudice. The Court will DENY plaintiff's motion to add Northrop Grumman as a defendant.
Plaintiff Shallal filed a complaint alleging seven separate counts and seeking relief under various laws, statutes, and treaties on November 29, 2007. Defendant L-3 filed a motion for a more definite statement under Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 12(e) on February 6, 2008.*fn1 On July 23, 2008, this Court granted the motion, noting that the Court has discretion to grant a Rule 12(e) motion when a complaint is "unintelligible" and that there were numerous shortcomings in the plaintiff's complaint. (Order  at n.8.) On August 3, 2008, the plaintiff filed a document styled "Response to L-3 Unopposed Motion for More Definite Statement by Mark Shallal" and a supporting affidavit. (Docket entry .) Following the plaintiff's filing, defendant L-3 filed a motion to strike the complaint for failure to comply with Rule 12(e) and to dismiss the case with prejudice. (Docket entry .) In response, on September 28, 2008, the plaintiff filed an opposition arguing that Rule 12(e) does not require an amended complaint and therefore its earlier "response" constituted a "more definite statement" for the purposes of Rule 12(e). (Mem. in Opp.  at 1.) In the alternative, the plaintiff filed an amended complaint and argued that the defendant's motion was therefore moot.(Mem. in Opp. at 2.)This Court holds that (1) the plaintiff's August 3, 2008 "response" to the motion for a more definite statement did not comply with the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, (2) his "amended complaint" filed in opposition to the motion to dismiss similarly does not comply with the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure and does not state a coherent claim that might entitle plaintiff to relief, and (3) because the plaintiff has had three tries to state an intelligible claim but has failed to do so, the Court has no confidence that the plaintiff will ever comply*fn2 with the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure. The Court will grant the defendant's motion to strike the complaint and dismiss the action with prejudice pursuant to Rule 12(e).*fn3
A. Plaintiff's August 3, 2008 filing did not Cure the Defects in the Complaint
As noted above, this Court has already held that the plaintiff's original complaint was deficient in many key respects. (See Order  at n.8.) The plaintiff's additional "response," filed on August 3, 2008, did not cure these defects.
The defendant argues that the plaintiff's response to the motion for a more definite statement did not comply with Rule 12(e) on its face because the response was not an amended pleading. (Mot. to Dismiss at 4.) Certainly, other federal courts have held that an amended pleading is required. E.g., Sefton v. Jew, 204 F.R.D. 104, 106 (W.D. Tex. 2000); F.D.I.C. v. Reiner, 144 F.R.D. 599, 600 (D. Me. 1992). It appears that no court in the D.C. Circuit has ruled on this issue, however, and Rule 12 does not explicitly require an amended pleading.*fn4 Nevertheless, the Court need not reach that issue in this case because at a very minimum the plaintiff must cure the defects that rendered the original complaint "vague and ambiguous." The plaintiff's response to the order for a more definite statement failed to cure the defects in this case.
Shallal's "response" and the attached affidavit fail to clarify the pleading. The "affidavit," which does not contain an original signature, is in the form of a bullet-point outline and lists many alleged events that the plaintiff was involved in but does not make specific, comprehensible claims against the defendant. A complaint should be a "short and plain statement of the claim showing that the pleader is entitled to relief" and make "a demand for the relief sought." Fed. R. Civ. P. 8(b)(1) & 8(b)(2). A pleading should also state a party's claims in "numbered paragraphs, each limited as far as practicable to a single set of circumstances." Fed. R. Civ. P. 10(b). In this case, the plaintiff's complaint and supplemental response is neither short, plain, nor does it specify what relief the plaintiff seeks as compensation for much of the alleged wrongdoing. In addition, the response does not set out the plaintiff's claims in numbered paragraphs. The "response" is no more clear than the plaintiff's original complaint.
As a result of the plaintiff's failure to comply with the Court's order and file a responsive pleading, the defendant argues that the Court should strike the pleading. Fed. R. Civ. P. 12(e). If the "pleading to be stricken is the complaint, the sanction has the effect of a dismissal of the action." Charles Alan Wright & Arthur R. Miller, 5C Federal Practice & Procedure § 1379 (2008). The plaintiff argues, however, that because he subsequently filed an amended complaint in response to the motion to strike and dismiss, the defendant's motion to strike the original complaint and response is now moot. Defendant is correct that although the general rule is that a plaintiff may file an amended pleading once as a matter of right, there is some authority for striking a complaint and dismissing an action as a sanction for failure to comply with Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 12(e), even after the plaintiff has filed an amended pleading. Thompson v. Johnson,*fn5 253 F.2d 43 (D.C. Cir. 1958). As a result, this case would present a difficult question if the plaintiff, after not complying with Rule 12(e) and the Court's order, had later filed an amended complaint that did state a coherent claim and comply with the Federal Rules. Nevertheless, the Court is not presented with this question because, even considering the amended complaint, the plaintiff has failed to comply with Rule 12(e) and has failed to state a coherent claim.
B. Plaintiff's Amended Complaint Does not Comply with the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure
Plaintiff's amended complaint has ballooned to fifty-six pages but is no more comprehensible than the first complaint and contains pages of unnecessary, vague, and ambiguous information. For example,*fn6 pages 17-22 of the plaintiff's complaint are class action allegations. (See Docket entry .) This Court has already ruled that the plaintiff's time for making class action allegations has expired because of his failure to comply with Local Rule 23.1(b).*fn7 (Docket entry  at 6.) In Count II (pages 25-40 of the amended complaint), Shallal alleges various violations of Iraqi and Arab Treaty Law. Shallal does not make clear, nor is the Court able to discern, how these violations, even if true, would allow Shallal to recover in federal court in the United States.*fn8 Count III, tortious interference with contractual relations, is nonsensical.*fn9 Count IV, "slavery and human trafficking," is a paragon of inartful pleading. Plaintiff appears to misapprehend the definition of slavery and human trafficking and believes that the defendant's actions give rise to a claim under this count in part because of a purported statement by management to plaintiff that "we own you." (Am. Compl. ¶ 151.) He makes numerous allegations that do not appear to resemble any legal theory, and then demands damages under the "(1) the Thirteenth Amendment of the United States Constitution, (2) the Protocol, 3) customary international law, 4) Kuwaiti law, and 5) Michigan, District of Columbia and/or Virginia common law." (Am. Compl. ¶ 163.) This count is but a mere example of the plaintiff's confusing, vague, overbroad, rambling, and ambiguous language. The Court could not in good conscience require the defendant to answer the complaint.
C. Plaintiff's Repeated Disregard for the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure Justifies Striking the Complaint and Dismissing the Action
The defendant has moved for the Court to strike the plaintiff's complaint and dismiss the action. The Court's authority to take this action is explicit from the very language of Rule 12(e) ("If the court orders a more definite statement and the order is not obeyed within 10 days after notice of the order or within the time the court sets, the court may strike the pleading or issue any other appropriate order."). See also Thompson v. Johnson, 253 F.2d 43 (D.C. Cir. 1958);Charles Alan Wright & Arthur R. Miller, 5C Federal Practice & Procedure § 1379 (2008). The Court recognizes that striking a complaint and dismissing the action for failure to comply with a court order and the Federal Rules is a somewhat unusual remedy. However, the Court granted the defendant's motion for a more definite statement on July 23, 2008. Since that time, the plaintiff has made two attempts to file a coherent complaint. Taking into account the original complaint, the plaintiff has now had three chances to file an intelligible claim and has failed to do so. The plaintiff does not appear to be getting any closer to stating a valid claim that could require a response from a defendant or withstand a motion for a more definite statement. The Rule 12(e) remedy of striking the complaint is not toothless and does not require the Court to wait in perpetuity and give the plaintiff an infinite number of chances to file an actionable claim. Thus, because the plaintiff has been given multiple ...