The opinion of the court was delivered by: Emmet G. Sullivan United States District Judge
Plaintiff, proceeding pro se, filed suit against various federal officials and public figures alleging that they engaged in surveillance of her and conspired against her in order to deny her constitutional rights. Pending before the Court is defendants' motion to dismiss the complaint for lack of subject matter jurisdiction, which was filed on March 23, 2009.*fn2 Upon careful consideration of defendants' motion to dismiss, the applicable law, the entire record herein, and for the reasons stated below, the Court GRANTS defendants' motion to dismiss.*fn3
On September 22, 2008, plaintiff Betty Ann Newby filed a complaint against a multitude of defendants including President George W. Bush, President George H. W. Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, Chief Justice John Roberts, Jr., and numerous other members of the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial Branches of the United States Government, as well as other individuals.
In her complaint, plaintiff alleges that defendants have committed various violations of her constitutional rights, including depriving her of the right to vote and destroying her property. See generally Compl.*fn4 The eighteen page handwritten complaint sets forth vague legal arguments generally centered around plaintiff's failed attempts to participate in the confirmation hearings of Chief Justice John Roberts, Jr., Justice Samuel Alito, Jr., and several other Federal officials. See generally Compl.
Plaintiff also asserts that she is under surveillance by various government agencies and officials who are stalking her and conspiring against her. See generally Compl. Specifically, plaintiff alleges that "George W. Bush and his officials and agents stalked her, interrupted her by having a Kinko[s] employee sound a false alarm, and used one of its agents to shut-down the copy machines to keep her from filing the mandamus application to enjoin the Senate." Compl. ¶ 18. Plaintiff also alleges that "agents for President Bush interfered with [her] job at  Georgetown Hospital [by] requiring her to work over 80 hours during the week of" the confirmation hearings of several Federal officials. Compl. ¶ 24.*fn5 Plaintiff further asserts that "[a]n official in the George H. W. Bush Administration illegally classified [her] as a national security risk in 1990 as a political favor to Phillips Petroleum Company and the Harriet Miers' law firm and the Johnson and Whittenburg heirs," and that she was surveilled through the "Home guard surveillance network." Compl. ¶ 9. Plaintiff requests a preliminary and permanent injunction, declaratory relief, compensatory damages, and a "three judge court decision." Compl. at 16.
Defendants have moved to dismiss the case for lack of subject matter jurisdiction pursuant to Rule 12(b)(1) of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure.*fn6 Federal courts are courts of limited jurisdiction and the plaintiff bears the burden of establishing subject matter jurisdiction. See Kokkonen v. Guardian Life Ins. Co., 511 U.S. 377 (1994). While complaints filed by pro se litigants are held to less stringent standards than those applied to formal pleadings drafted by lawyers, see Haines v. Kerner, 404 U.S. 519, 520 (1972); Gray v. Poole, 275 F.3d 1113, 1115 (D.C. Cir. 2002), "even a pro se plaintiff bears the burden of establishing that the Court has subject matter jurisdiction." Price v. College Park Honda, No. 05-0624, 2006 WL 1102818, at *6 (D.D.C. Mar. 31, 2006) (citing Rosenboro v. Kim, 994 F.2d 13, 17 (D.C. Cir. 1993)). "[T]he federal courts are without power to entertain claims that are 'so attenuated and unsubstantial as to be absolutely devoid of merit.'" Hagans v. Lavine, 415 U.S. 528, 536-37 (1974) (quoting Newburyport Water Co. v. Newburyport, 193 U.S. 561, 579 (1904)). No federal question jurisdiction exists "when the complaint is patently insubstantial." Best v. Kelly, 39 F.3d 328, 330 (D.C. Cir. 1994) (internal citations omitted); see also Neitzke v. Williams, 490 U.S. 319, 327 n.6 (1989). To be dismissed under Rule 12(b)(1) on this ground the claims must be "flimsier than 'doubtful or questionable'- they must be 'essentially fictitious.'" Best, 39 F.3d at 330 (quoting Hagans, 415 U.S. at 536-37). Claims that are essentially fictitious include those that allege "bizarre conspiracy theories, any fantastic government manipulations of their will or mind [or] any sort of supernatural intervention." Id. at 330.
Having reviewed plaintiff's complaint, it appears that its claims relating to alleged government surveillance and harassment are of the sort of "bizarre conspiracy theory" that warrant dismissal under Rule 12(b)(1). For this reason, the Court concludes that the complaint is frivolous and that it does not have jurisdiction over plaintiff's claims. Therefore, defendants' motion to dismiss is GRANTED and the claims ...