This matter is before the Court on review of plaintiff spro se complaint and application to proceed in forma pauperis. The Court will grant plaintiffs application to proceed in forma pauperis and will dismiss this action for lack of subject matter jurisdiction. See Fed. R. Civ. P. 12(h)(3) (requiring the court to dismiss an action "at any time" it determines that subject matter jurisdiction is wanting).
Plaintiff sues the United States for alleged horrendous events dating back to 1968 when he was seven years old. See Compl. at 2. Plaintiffs narrative is lengthy and wide-ranging but he appears to fault the Federal Bureau of Investigation ("FBI") for not acting on his telephone calls and for violating his constitutional rights. See Compl at 6. Plaintiff seeks $1 billion in damages. Id.
The FBI's decision to investigate criminal activity is a discretionary act that is not subject to judicial review. See Wightman-Cervantes v. Mueller, 750 F.Supp.2d 76, 81 (D.D.C. 2010) (citing cases); Martinez v. U.S., 587 F.Supp.2d 245, 248-49 (D.D.C. 2008) (same). Furthermore, a claim for monetary damages against the United States (or a U.S. agency or agency component) is cognizable for certain misconduct under the Federal Tort Claims Act ("FTCA"), 28 U.S.C. §§ 2671 et seq. Such a claim is maintainable, however, only after the plaintiff has exhausted administrative remedies by "first presenting] the claim to the appropriate Federal agency. ..." 28 U.S.C. § 2675. This exhaustion requirement is jurisdictional. See GAF Corp. v. United States, 818 F.2d 901, 917-20 (D.C. Cir. 1987); Jackson v. United States, 730 F.2d 808, 809 (D.C. Cir. 1984); Stokes v. US. Postal Service, 937 F.Supp. 11, 14 (D.D.C. 1996). Plaintiff has not indicated that he exhausted his administrative remedies under the FTCA. Therefore, this case will be dismissed. See Abdurrahman ...